Sunday, December 10, 2017

To what lengths will women go to appease their sexual abusers?!






















Yes, ladies. High heels make you walk like a cat. Sexy? If you think deformed feet are a nice thing. Women who constantly wear them become crippled, and can't comfortably walk in flats. All for men?

And boob-jobs, where there is a 25% chance that the nerves to your nipples will be severed, and they'll never be able to respond to a nursing baby, or a lover's touch. Seriously?!

And shaving your privates? WTF! I LOVE a big hairy bush. "Men" suffering from arrested development want you to look like a little girl. That is SICK! They're hoping if you're innocent you won't realize how lousy they are in bed!!!

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Repug tax-cuts to fund more 450 million dollar auctions of fake da Vincis.



This painting, which may-- or may NOT, be by Leonardo da Vinci, just sold for 450.3 million $$$$$$$. The "expert" who declared it "genuine", after extensive "restoration" (i.e.: repainting) was guaranteed a percentage of the selling price.

The sucker who paid this money is part of the 1% whom the repugs are about to give another huge tax cut to. Right, these are the "job-creators": idiots like trump who actually destroy jobs. The only "jobs created" here were the hiring of a couple of rent-a-cops for the auction.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

NFL players also sacrifice their lives-- for rich white guys!




I'm listening to the trumpites regurgitate his BS about "disrespecting our troops". This has NOTHING to do with them. It has to do with one line in the "Star-spangled Banner": "the land of the free". When blacks are being executed--on the streets-- by police-- and there are NO CONSEQUENCES that line is empty and meaningless. The knee is the sign of respect, with a silent protest, in the way of MLK

The trumpites talk about "These guys who make $11 million bucks a year or whatever.." --that is a racist dog whistle: "these n------rs". that's just a fact! These kids represent the cream of the crop of millions of young black men for whom professional sports is the only path out of the ghetto (besides being a drug dealer). Most high school and college athletes will never make the pros. They might have a year or two before they are broken by the brutality of the game. They will likely have dementia by the time they're 35 from all the concussions. They are making a fortune for the WHITE team owners. These kids deserve every penny they make, and they are making a HUGE sacrifice for it.

Saturday, May 6, 2017

White Republican ghoulish males left their own pre-existing condition OFF the list!



Guess what is NOT in the long list of "pre-conditions" that are excluded from coverage: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!! I guarantee every one of these smug, self-serving white assholes take Viagra or Cialis!

Friday, February 17, 2017

More dumbold double-speak: "Tar Sands sludge is not the threat to the Missouri; it's the protestors' poop."!




In the never-ending barrage of alternative reality emanating from the cluster-fuck in the whitehouse, the Corps of Engineers decided that it no longer needed to do an environmental impact statement on the Dakota Access Pipeline.  This shouldn't be surprising; those guys are pretty spineless, and were easily cowed by the supreme toddler.

This 42 inch diameter pipeline is designed to carry tar sands sludge, which is the most environmentally destructive oil there is!  It is so thick and goopy that it sinks in water!  A 2010 spill on the Kalamazoo River released a million gallons of this goo, and has left a permanent layer of death on the river bottom.

Now the sleaze brigade has declared THE PROTESTORS to be a threat to the river!!!  Yep, they're afraid that pee or poop might destroy the Missouri!  And, if the tents were to wash into the river, they might pose "a hazard to navigation"!

There is a video black-out on this story, so look for another Wounded Knee Massacre to go unreported.

Monday, February 13, 2017

Traitor trump awards himself the medal of Honor!



Have you wondered what that green, inverted pentagram, with the image of Lady Liberty (looking an AWFUL lot like Kellyanne Conwoman) behind trump is?

It's the frigging MEDAL OF HONOR!!!  This is the sort of subliminal imaging that fascist dictators do.  His obedient minions will, in their infantile, credulous pea-brain medullas, imagine that he won it, in glorious combat.

This orange toad disgraces all the recipients of this award.  Didn't he also accept a Purple Heart, because he "suffered so much" for his country.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

A Grapefruit can be spectacular!



My favorite way to eat a Grapefruit is just to peel it like an orange or tangerine.  It is so wonderful, kind of like an orgasm in your mouth (OK, that didn't sound right.)!

But really, it's as wonderful as drinking a decent champagne, like MOET Chandon, Brut.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Mel Gibson's film "Hacksaw Ridge" is an excellent film about an inspiring man: Desmond Doss.

I've not been a big fan of Mel Gibson, but "Hacksaw Ridge" is certainly a credit to his skill as a director.  We all fall down, and all have the chance at redeeming ourselves.

A very moving and inspiring story, and the battle scenes are right up there with the D-Day slaughter fest from "Saving Private Ryan".

Here is the real Desmond Doss, who, atop a 100 foot cliff, all by himself (his platoon having been driven back by a counter-assault from the dug-in Japanese), crept around finding wounded brothers and lowering them down to medics waiting below.  All the while dodging enemy soldiers who were going around bayonetting every fallen Yank, just to make sure he was dead.  In one night, this CO-- who refused to pick up a gun-- and was court-martialed because he also refused to be discharged as a Section 8-- found and lowered and saved 75 men.  For this President Truman awarded him the Medal of Honor.  A true hero.


Friday, January 27, 2017

"Pro-life" is a LIE! Pence and Melania are VAMPIRES!!!




The so-called "March for Life" descends on DC today, to be welcomed by one of their generals: veep Mike Pence. Pence is creepy in the same way Melania is: they both look like VAMPIRES!

Did you know that, if you grind up young mice, and feed them to old mice, the old mice can live forever? That's what keeps these repugs alive: the blood from black kids killed on the streets of American cities. When they can, they also dine on aborted fetuses, which shows the hypocrisy of their anti-choice stand. They know they can never defeat abortion in all 50 states, but it keeps the base riled up, and keeps the workers of America DIVIDED!

You're not pro-life. You're in favor of women dying from perforated uteri from coat hangers being jammed up their cervix. You're in favor of rape victims having to carry the little monster inside, and then to be reminded of that terrible event every time they look at their child. You're in favor of abused women being stuck with their abusers because his legal serial rape means they have multiple dependent children, and know they'll never be able to support them on their own, and that they will never be able to count on child-support from HIM.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Trumpworld will go up in flames. How many innocents will suffer in the mean time?



This amazing image is of the tanker crash and fire on 270 near Dublin. I believe the blaze to the left, at the bottom of the embankment, is the tanker-trailer. The truck cab remains were on the overpass. I had a scary altercation with a tanker the night before, on I-70, heading East. I was in the center lane, driving @ 62 mph because it was raining. This tanker came up on my rear, and tailgated me for 3 miles, flashing his brights. It was terrifying, he then passed me--on the right, and cut back over, forcing me to brake to avoid getting clipped by him, and then two more semis roared past on either side, gunning their engines and blasting their horns. He was waiting for his henchmen to catch up.

I have no doubt that these drivers were trumpites. They see my little car with the pro-Hillary bumper sticker and just feel they have to express their outrage that we're not lining up behind their illegitimate orange infant. Drivers in big SUVs have been doing the same kind of highly aggressive driving. And it's repugs who tend to drive the Suburbans and Tahoes and Hummers. Demos tend to drive little, fuel-efficient cars, like mine. We don't feel entitled to the Earth's resources they way they do.

Was this the same driver/tanker? Who knows. He is the perfect metaphor of trumpworld: an angry asshole lashing, out with enormous destructive power backing him up.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Thank God for the Negro Spiritual!!!



As depressed as I am about tomorrow's coronation of another illegitimate repug usurper, I have found a LOT of comfort in talking to black people. They've endured and survived 400 years of brutal oppression, with no one (except Lincoln, one of the few good repugs) trying to liberate them, this inspite of our constitution stating that "all men are created equal". They just shrug it off: "What?! This is a racist nation, is that news to you?"

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Hail to the THEIF! Once again we have a repug asshole who got less votes than the Democrat!





Stop calling him the "President-elect". He was NOT elected! Hillary got 2.8 million MORE votes, and that after interference by the congress, the FBI, and fucking PUTIN!!!