Bugging the Virgin Mary

Obscenity is a very subjective thing.

The Brits call the insect a "Ladybird Beetle".  They are horrified that we call it a "Ladybug".  "Lady" always refers to the Virgin Mary, over there.  And "bug" alludes to "buggery": anal sex.  To conglomerate the two like that is just another example of our coarseness.

Vlad the inhaler's cheesy freak show.

For the most expensive Olympics in history (upwards of $50 Billion) things in Sochi sure are cheesy.  I love the cardboard bathroom door.

Even the medals have holes in them!

Julia Roberts is NOT pretty.

One word movie review:

"Pretty Woman" = horticulture.

Sci-fi Olympics!

My mind goes through a paradigm shift every time I watch Women's Speed-skating: alien robots racing down the ice are--as soon as the race is over--magically transformed back into girls!

Shirley Temple... Black

These are the ingredients to make a "Shirley Temple" a NA drink,

long the choice of parents to make their kids feel like "little adults", 

while Mummy and Daddums were swilling their cocktails.  I would like to propose a new drink, to 

recognize the realities of colonialism and imperialism: Coke, 151 Rum, and Codeine cough syrup.  It's called the "Shirley Temple Black".

Shirley Temple

RIP Shirley Temple. 

In 1974, Nixon made her Ambassador to Ghana. Isn't it just like a Republican to say, "Well, let's send little Shirley Temple over there, she can get them singing and dancing in no time."

THANX VERMILLION!!!

THANX Vermillion!!!

Superb Owl Sunday!

I loved watching the Superb Owl!

LOL, a Darwin Award goes to you too, asshole!

I am horrified by all the guys thinking that what is lacking in their lives is MORE testosterone.  Yeh, just what the world needs!

So I was delighted to hear that taking that shit doubles your chances of having a heart-attack.  Woo-hoo, now we got a fast track for passing out Darwin Awards to the assholes who are fucking up our planet!